"Magical Entertaining Exercise Car"

Nana got these cute little scooters for the kids to ride on while they are playing at her house... and while the kids giggled over the fun, weaving motion that the scooters make, the adults giggled over the even more hilarious instruction manual. Here is a word-for-word transcription for your enjoyment:

Children Entertaining Vehicle, is a great preciousness for children!

Children entertaining vehicle is a new toy for children. It has getten many patents and has detected by Chinese Toy Import & Export Test Center. Also it conforms to American Toy Safely Standard. It is easy to operate though it has no battery and no gearing. Just to turn the steering wheel. you can run ahead or backward. With mystic power, wonderful appearance and congregated by environment protection, body-building as well as entertaining. The children vehicle is welcome by children.

1. After going on the car, hold steering wheel and shake left to right. Then that is in motion. If need to accelerate the speed, shake the core of body with the car left to right. The highest speed can reach at 2.8 m/persecond.

2. (a). The car can be used on the hard flat such as sitting room, park, squarer, housing area, Kindergarten and so on.

(b). As can shake left to right when the car is being driving, that can help exercise lumbar muscles. The design of the round footpad can stimulate the acupuncture point of the foot. that can promote the health of Children's growing.

3. It makes good use of the theorem of centrifugal force and inertia theorem of human body. No need electric, oil and roll device can move freely.

It's good, crazy fun for all ages!